Ergens in Azië in een hotel:

Room Service (RS): "Morrin. Roon sirbees."
Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."
RS: "Rye..Roon sirbees..morrin! Jewish to oddor sunteen?"
G: "Uh.. yes.. I'd like some bacon and eggs."
RS: "Ow july den?"
G: "What?"
RS: "Ow july den?...pryed, boyud, poochd?"
G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."
RS: "Ow july dee baykem? Crease?"
G: "Crisp will be fine."
RS : "Hokay. An sahn toes?"
G: "What?"
RS:"An toes. July sahn toes?"
G: "I don't think so."
RS: "No? Judo wan sahn toes?"
G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."
RS: "Toes! Toes!... Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"
G: "English muffin! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast'. Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
RS: "We bodder?"
G: "No...just put the bodder on the side."
RS: "Wad?"
G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."
RS: "Copy?"
G: "Excuse me?"
RS: "Copy...tea...meel?"
G: "Yes. Coffee, please, and that's all."
RS: "One minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin we bodder onsigh and copy....rye?"
G: "Whatever you say."
RS: "Tenjewberrymuds."
G : "You're very welcome."